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Real horny matches ™
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If you entered our humble home by mistake, trying to visit hornymatches.com, we glad
to see you anyway! It is up to you whether to hastily proceed to your goal or look around.
Or may we suggest a better alternative to your destination.
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We are the real horny matches ™. Though our horns are gorgeous, our bodies miss certain critical parts needed to find a good match. Therefore we are not interested in personal ads, sex search, dating and other online adult stuff...
We claim that we are the only genuine horny matches, and popular HornyMatches.com website has a misleading name. We generously forgive them for that. You will have a chance to support our claim by voting YES below.
Merriam-Webster defines "horny" as "having horns" and matches are matches, every kid knows what this word means.
If despite the common sense (dictionaries and us do exist!) you are horny but don’t have horns, well... we are not here to judge you. Even more, we understand your predicaments and want to help you.
It makes sense to bookmark our site and visit it often because it changes virtually on a daily basis. New stories and ads appear (we love ads for their color and pictures, don't think that we want to sell you anything!)
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Before you disappear in the Internet tubes (or cats), could you please answer a pair of questions? *
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Do you agree that WE are the GENUINE Horny Matches?
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Are you UNEMPLOYED?
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* Voting will be rewarded with free valuable stuff
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We are so called "friction matches", and our family history is quite intriguing. See the Wikipedia article about matches in general.
We are dreaming about the day when someone extends the Wikipedia article about matches and adds a paragraph about us, the Real Horny Matches ™.
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Since you have reached this point, you probably want to explore our stuff: ad-hoc pages, all of them are original (i.e created by us — we are very talented as you have already noticed), some of them funny, some of them horny, some talk about matches.
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Please donate...
- If you like us and/or our site and want us to continue with this bizarre endeavor. No minimums, and what is more important, no maximus are set.
- If you hate what you see. In this case donations should be sufficient to convince us to stop spending time on this site and, in general, to stop doing any computer-related stuff at all. In this case a donation should be at least comparable with average web designer/programmer income.
- If you don't give a damn about us and our site. In this case there is no difference between donating and not donating, so you would end up donating in 1/2 of visits speaking statistically.
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We promise that all the proceeds will be spent on booze, gambling and hookers.
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Sad story
I want to tell you the story about one affair. One guy was horny and looking for a date. So horney he became after browsing adult websites, and particularly one site about a milf, a horny housewife. He wanted to get laid as soon as possible. So he panned a casual encounter. Not experienced in sed date setup, online dating in particular, he went to craigslist, an adult ads section, w4m, to learn that it was shut down. He did not know any more local sites with sex ads or personal ads (simply put, personals).
So he performed another sex search. Being laid off from work recently, he received unemployment insurance so he could pay for Internet and make his horny match (or horney matches). So he searches, and he searched and found horneymarches.com. He though it was a miracle, so he signed in immediately. But he was smart to soon recognize that most of the hot ladies there were bots. He read horny matches tos (terms of service), and decided not to upgrade to paid account. Hornymatches tos told him that his credit card will be charged monthly.
But on the third Google search page he found real horney matches: this site! The only horny match he needed, as he thought, that was his personal point of view.
So he calmed down a bit, forgot about horny matching and started visiting only sites about sex jokes. He made it a habit to start his day with a sex joke. Sad story indeed. Hornymatches dot com is a fraud indeed: look at pissedconsumer.com.
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